Well, it finally happened. Lil’s bodacious booty could save her no longer. May I suggest a backup career in the following three areas:
1.) A video vixen.
2.) Giving “hey girrrrl” booty shots via web cam.
3.) An end table (this last position would be only for her derriere, not the rest of her).
As for Anoop, whom America listened to and decided Ahhhh Nope!, he has finally exited stage left. I suggest a backup career in the following three areas:
1.) Stunt double for Burt from Sesame Street.
2.) Roadie for Snoop Dogg.
3.) Spokesman for Nair hair removal cream (this last position would only be for his unibrow, not the rest of him).
As Idol moves on in the competition, I notice that Kris is getting more impressive, albeit all of his songs sound the same (and hard to understand). I predict the top three will be Adam, Alison, and Kris.
My husband thinks that Adam and Matt will be the top two finalists. But what does he know? Only time will tell.
Despite the fact that Anoop and ‘Lil were slammed almost every episode, they kept an admiringly good attitude for the most part